How males should groom to impress chicks

My response to a post here: http://girlgame.wordpress.com/2009/11/17/dont-take-too-long-to-get-ready/

Girl Game. I recommend it.

Here's the post on how males should groom:

Hmm..
Well this if for teh Menz, to show how superior in time-managment we are to you inferior females :) This post by lsb needs to be spread far and wide across the female end of the internet and retitled. I’m thinking to “How to Get Ready for a Brunch Date in Less than 2 and one half hours, Yes it Can be Done!” And then recognized as the Great Moment in Women’s History that the posting of it was.
That being said, some clueless omega’s might need the male equivalent. So, because the charming ladies here at Girl Game let all and sundry comment – I count myself in with the sundry- so here goes.
First guys:
If you’re taking longer than one minute to get ready you are doing it wrong .
I mean, some guys go to crazy extremes, take showers or baths, wear pressed clothes (without your girl even IRONING them for you!) put on skin moisterizers, clip their nails this kind of thing.
Needless to say, chicks find this TRY- HARD.
So what should you be doing?A. Well, your woman’s time is valuable. The longer she has to wait on you, the less time and energy she’ll have for sex after the date. Plus, she’s probably exhausted from ironing those shirts. Provided she remembered to clean them. If she’s new, however, and you haven’t housebroken her I recommend putting on some clothes and hiding any stains. I’ve heard that white out will hide almost anything.B. What kind of clothes you ask? Well, you should cover up your bottom and Large Manly Member. Most places these days also require you to cover your manly chest. It’s tough being a man these days when it comes to dress. I admit that holes in shoes look a bit low class and tacky and covering them up with tape painted to look like the color of the shoe is a big bother and doesnt’ work anyway. So, alas, as a man who is suave, sophisticated, and needs to impress your woman, I’m afraid that once your shoes get holes in them, they must be replaced. So just slip those new suckers on and be proud!C. If she doesn’t like a beard or mustache I recommend shaving. Otherwise, simply tell her you are “letting it grow”! Works like a charm. Remember, though it is a bother, a happy woman gives good oral.D. I don’t recommend anything crazy like a shower..remember her time is valuable! However there are two exceptions I can think of. If Rover mistook you for a light pole, or if you fell into a pile of excrement, it is usually adviseable to take a shower. Unfortunately, this will take you AT LEAST two minutes because it takes the water 30 to 60 seconds to warm, so you must explain to your sweetie pie that you will be a tad late and could she please Stop Nagging and Get you a Beer. And, guys, contrary to popular myth , women LIKE male sweat, so you odn’t need to shower after exercise. Trust me, she’ll love you all the better for standing out in the crowd of brainwashed male schmoes.E.Deoderant? Optional in many ways, however this is expected on dates or during social events. So I recommend Old Spice, or Axe. Just not too much. She needs to be able to smell your manly body after all in order to heighten her araul sensation of you.F. I sometimes spend a whole minute combing my hair or applying gel and combing it. This is sometimes necessary to give me “That look” but it does tend to increase the time it takes for me to get ready to go out. Thus, I recommend buying the really GOOD mouse. It will hold your hair in place even after you’ve slept on it. A little crazy glue never hurts. Or you can shave your head, esp if your balding. Why care for hair you are going to lose in five or ten years anyway?
Well there you go. Guys, esp Omegas: Follow my tips and you will have a happier loving girlfriend , and your grooming skills will positively make you a Chick Magnet because , as Roissy would say, they are a form of Social Proof.

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A few people, including at least one very charming lady have asked me to post some more on this blog.

I really don't mind, I've certainly been remiss.

I suppose I could do a follow up on my first post on the state of the world. This will take some time and thought.

I'm currently in a job search so too much personal info is out. I've never been one to put it "all out there" anyway.

However I will put one personal thing out there.
I belong to a "lair" in a city in the Baltimore - Washington area.
Surprisingly , it's not what one would think. For instance, yesterday, we spent a significant amount of time on some "white" (as opposed to darkside) NLP techniques. Then the entire second half of the meeting was devoted to personal goals and how to acheive them via visualisation and asking probing questions of yourself. "Inner game" so to speak. Not once during the whole meeting did any man refer to women as "bitches" and there was no bitterness evinced at women. The subject of short term vs long term game was brought up in context of trying to help a new member place his ideas of a girlfriend into the context of longer term goals.

All in all a positive experience, and not what many would think a "lair" meeting woud be like if one believed in the caricature of game that many people have. Admittedly there are some bad players out there, and NLP, for instance is for the most part morally problematic. But our particular group has decided to focus on improving ourselves and our lives as men and our philosophy on women is to leave them better than when you found them.

Not a bad bunch of guys at all. I'm glad I joined this group.